Sex questionnaireHere is a load of questions I found on tumblr, gives you an idea of how horny an naughty I am READY, SET, SEX! 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Depends, I love masterbating as I can do it anytime anywhere, but I do love a wet pussy!?2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Tip of my cock, the bit in between my ass hole an my balls, my ass hole, my balls, my neck. ?3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes, one of my ex’s used to love fingering my ass. ?4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? ?No but I do try!!5. Do you like anal pleasure or just cock pleasure? I enjoy both, would love to be pegged and get my cock stroked at the same time.6. Do you insert things into your ass? Toys/fingers etc? Yes I like using my girlfriends 12″ dildo, I stick it to the wall and back up onto it then ride it!?7. Have you worn women’s clothes? Yes, I love trying on there silky pants and tights, such a turn on. I used to steal neighbours pants from the washing line then jerk of onto the man then hang them back up. 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? I love receiving and giving handjobs ?9. Do you like having your balls touched? ?I love it!10. Do you like having your nipples touched? ?No, to tickle11. Do you like having your anus touched? Yes, turns me on massively ?12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? ?No, don’t think I could take it in my ass!13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Sometimes ?14. Do you have any kinks? I love wanking for other men, I want to be pegged! ?15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? ?I’m up for most things16. Do you pee in the shower? ?Yes, occasionally.17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? ?Yes, I love a long soapy wank.18. Have you had sex in the shower? ?Yes, many a time. 19. Do you like being naked? ?Yes20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? ?Fully naked21. Have you ever skinny dipped? ?No, not yet.22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? Wanked myself an came on by a guy in front of 5 other guys in the showers in a gym. ?23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? I’ve fucked an ex at a party both fully nude as everyone done a conga round the bed!?24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? ? Yes, turns me on!25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? ?Yes.26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? ?I’ve showered in the gym!27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? ?No but I will never do a bumper 2 lol28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Yes I have done videos, pics etc. My cock pics have been online. Yeah I’ve istanbul escort sent my videos an pics to other people. Gets me off knowing they get horny watching me. ?29. How many sexual partners have you had? ?1130. How often do you masturbate? Everyday. On a day off I will wank roughly 8 times an pretty much most of the day edging. When working 2-3 times.?31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? ?I was 7, I used to read an look at my mums porno mags. 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? ?Lying back, occasionally standing up. 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. If it’s a day off I will instantly wake up an grab my phone to look at porn an stroke my cock, edging for a few hrs. Then I eventually cum an lick it all up, this gets me horny again an I’ll start again maybe after an hour I’ll cum, then use that as lube an keep stroking. Continually wanking until my girlfriend comes home. If I’m working I’ll get up go to the bathroom an jack off sitting on the toilet then sometimes have a wank in the work toilets. The jacking in the toilets tend to be fast an furious so I don’t get caught. ?34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn mostly, then female friends or work colleagues. ?35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? ?Yes, my cock gets swollen an I can’t pull my foreskin back, my girlfriend enjoys fucking when I’m like that as I’m even thicker!!36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? ?I was very horny.37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? ?Yeah me an a mate used to see each other’s cocks a lot when we were out fucking girls an would meet in the kitchen after fucking them to tell each other what we had done while bollock naked. He was a well hung guy!!38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? ?Calvin Klein pants.39. Do you ever go commando? ?Occasionally if I’m horny.40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Yes, I actually woke myself up as I was shooting my load on my stomach, don’t know how it happened as my hands were know where near my cock!!?41. How big is your penis? 7.5 inches ?42. Does your penis curve at all? ?No43. Which testicle hangs lower? ?My left one44. Are you shaved? Trimmed ?45. Do you like long or short labia? ?Both, my ex wife had really long lips, I could suck them like I was giving head. My current girlfriend has pretty much no lips.46. Do you like particularly large or tiny clitoris? ?Both, I do like a big female clit as I can suck on it. 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? ?I’m not and I’m happy.48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? ?Don’t care, just like cocks.49. What are you more into, zonguldak escort boobs or butts? ?I’m defo a titty man50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I love genitals ?51. Do you like the way your genitals look? Yeah! ?52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? ?Hahaha would be weird but yeah53. Do you like your butt? ?Yeah54. Do you like pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? ?I don’t like a massive bush but I don’t mind a bit of hair or all shaved.55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? ? Just not a massive bush56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? ?Left57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? ?I don’t have or want any piercings, I have tattoos. I like piercings on chicks though. 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? ? Probably 30 seconds if I’m having a wank in a public place!! Just for the buzz!!59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? All the time, doing it right now!?60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? ? Masterbation probably 9-10 hours, sex would say 5 hours. 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? Materbation probably 12, sex I would say 5 or 6?62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Occasionally full body but mainly just crotch.?63. Spit or swallow? I swallow, I prefer girls swallowing. ?64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? ?When edging I shoot an sometimes can catch it in my mouth or give myself a facial. If I’ve not came in a few days which isn’t very often I will dribble a thick load. I always lick my load up. 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? ?It was hot when it happened to me! See my 2nd bi experience story!66. Have you ever made a female squirt? Once an she is my current girlfriend! ?67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? I’ve tried an unfortunately failed, I give my selfie facials though.?68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? ? I’ve had a footjob, tit fuck, ass job, leg fuck. 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? ?Yes, bus, park, when at school in the toilet cubicles. Lanes, nightclub, car, sea, taxi. 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you? ?My mates mum an dads bed, pals tent while he is in it, mum an dads couch.71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes, when my mum was sleeping in the living room I jacked off beside her. When my ex girlfriend slept in bed I would cum on her as she slept.72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? escort bayan ?All of them.73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? Sex, in a taxi as the taxi driver watched or when a conga was going round me as I fucked a girl doggy. Wanking, probably in the car as my mum an dad were in the front seat.?74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? Fucking when they are on there period, it’s like a massacre. ?75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? Sex yeah, wanking occasionally, more so when fantasising. ?76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? ?Wanking by my mum, and a stranger on the train. Sex again it was my mum. 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? Would love a threesome or more. I’ve fucked with other people in the room just not shared. ?78. Do you own any sex toys? ?Yeah a pocket pussy, vibrating cock ring and dildo.79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Remote control and a pillow!?80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? Never fucked a real cock, so don’t know an never will know.?81. What are your favorite positions? ?Love girl on top, amazon position and missionary with there legs on my shoulders. Love seeing there tits bounce!!82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? Shooting your load too soon, happens to the best of us. Good job I like eating creampies, that always makes up for it an gets me going again. ?83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner? School just before I had to do a speech!?84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? ?No85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? ?No86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? No?87. Do you like the taste of pussy juice? Love it, could drink it for days!!?88. Do you eye up other cocks in the gym/showers/locker rooms? ?Of course, then I jerk off in the showers.89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? ? I’m not bad, I’m very adventurous an love pleasing people.90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? ?Of course!91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? Yeah used to do it on chat roulette. ?92. Have you have phone sex? Yeah ?93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. ?Fuck my self, finger my self, get fucked by a huge cock, get fucked by multiple cocks. Have lesbian sex!!94. What’s something you like about your body? Love my cock an eyes?95. What’s something you dislike about your body? Feet?96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? ?My chest97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Fucking a girl in my work!!?98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? ?All the time99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? ?I’m doing it right now! Before then when I fucked my girlfriend before she went to work this morning. 100. Do you often imagine people naked? All the time. Please comment an let me know what you think!